Shipping policy

Shipping Policy

Free shipping on orders over $75? Yep, we said it. Because you deserve nice things (and more coffee money).

Order Processing
We'll get your order ready within 2-5 business days. Sometimes faster if we're caffeinated. During busy times (holidays, back-to-school chaos, or Mercury in retrograde), it might take a smidge longer.

Shipping & Delivery
Once your tee is on its way, expect it in 4-8 business days depending on where you live and which shipping option you chose at checkout. We print in the US, so we're hustling to get it to you fast.

Order Updates
You'll get tracking info as soon as your order ships. Because wondering where your package is feels way too much like wondering where your toddler wandered off to.

Secure Checkout
Your payment info is locked down tight with secure, encrypted checkout. We take this seriously—unlike our kids take nap time.

Quick note: Delivery times are estimates. Weather, carrier delays, or the universe having other plans may slow things down. We appreciate your patience (we know you have plenty of practice).